Bob’s Burgers Menu
Heart Problem
Horizon Tech
List of Latin Phrases
The Tutors
Tullamore Dew Ad
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Bob’s Burgers Menu

This is a menu I created for the fictional restaurant in Bob’s Burgers. The best part was reading through the list of burger puns from the show and plucking my favorites to use in the menu.

Type: Graphic

Created: Spring 2017

Published: N/A

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Heart Problem

This is part of an ongoing series of prose poems that I’m tentatively calling “Textbook Problems.” Physics textbooks have always amused me, and I thought it would be fun to apply some of their characteristics to prose poems. Like many textbook problems, each of these poems begins with an absurd scenario and ends with a question.

Type: Poem

Created: Winter 2011

Published: N/A

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Horizon Tech

This is a brand identity I designed for a fake company called “Horizon Tech.” It includes a graphic-only logo, a logo with text, a business card, and a letterhead. I feel like I could have come up with a better name, but I was happy with the result from an aesthetic perspective. The design was inspired by electrical paths on a circuit board.

Type: Graphic

Created: Fall 2016

Published: N/A

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List of Latin Phrases

This is a multi-part poem that I wrote by mixing and matching (and repunctuating) lines from Wikipedia’s List of Latin phrases page. It was published in the (sadly now-defunct) Wag’s Revue alongside an interview with Stephen Colbert, which makes it my greatest claim to fame to date.

Type: Poem

Created: Summer 2010

Published: Summer 2010

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The Tutors

This website serves as a proof of concept for an HTML template I created. It’s for a fake tutoring agency, starring yours truly as the head tutor. I advertised myself as an aficionado of English grammar and Pokémon, and that’s about the truest statement you’ll find on the site.

Type: Website

Created: Spring 2017

Published: N/A

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Tullamore Dew Ad

Let me begin with a disclaimer that I have no affiliation with Tullamore Dew; I created this image for educational purposes only. With that said, this is an ad I created in homage to Tullamore Dew’s Irish True campaign. It features Tom Waits—who is barely Irish at all—purely because he’s one of my favorite people of all time.

Type: Graphic

Created: Spring 2017

Published: N/A

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